Natalie the Slut (by BYU standards)

 Stuart, Rachel, Bailey
My Friday night consisted of going to my sister in law's sister Jessie's art show, seeing my friend Chris play guitar in a talent show, getting dinner at a little chinese restaurant the Lotus Garden, and then being called a slut with a few hollers and cat calls by all of the people kicked out of the dorms at curfew (1:30) because David dropped me off and honked his horn for a solid 5 minutes while I tried to get into my dorm.  Then I took a shower so I could cry my sorry eyes out without anyone hearing.  Awesome.  I hate him.  And every single boy on this earth.